你是我的最爱……

告诉我，谁是你的比较爱

孔子说过：“……”

你说论语上写过也就算了，我说孔子没说过，后来人加进去的！不信你把他老人家找来问问。

少壮不努力，老大徒悲伤。

年纪大了就可以只顾着悲伤不用努力了，凭什么要求年轻人去努力呢？

这次比赛是为了08年奥运准备，所以中国队没有派出主力阵容……

得了吧，08年输了还是为了2012年准备呢。

XX农药残留过多，XXX含有有害物质，XXXX放了防腐剂，XXXXX现在假的太多……

老爸……我快饿死了……你说吃什么咱就吃什么，行不。

没买票的请买票。

废话，我买了难道还要买一张么？

什么时候结婚啊？不可能，你长得不错呀，不可能单身的……

是啊……刘德华就是因为长得丑，所以才没结婚的……

想想平时最经典的：

……敲门……“谁？”“我！”……大哥，你不做特务浪费了

“你睡了么？”“……和你一样。”

“晚上的星星好漂亮！”“是啊，白天看不见……”

“你干吗？”“我……我不干。”

It's a long road When you're on your own

And it hurts when

They tear your dreams apart

And every new town

Just seems to bring you down

Trying to find peace of mind

Can break your heart It's a real war

Right outside your front door I tell

Out where they'll kill  

You could use a friend

Where the road is That's the place for me

Where I'm me in my own space

Where I'm free that's the place

I wanna be 'Cause the road is long

Each step is only the beginning

No breaks just heartaches

Man is anybody winning

It's a long road And it's hard as hell

Tell me what do you do To survive

When they draw first blood

That's just the start of it

Day and night you gotta fight

To keep alive It's a long road

Cause the road is long

It's a long road